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Rim Demotivational Poster


MASTURBATION - Playing with yourself.




DON'T CALL ME SMALL! - I'll break down your legs and stick them on you head!




THERE'S OPTIMUS PRIME... - and then there's his retarded cousin, Larry.


TAGS: optimus prime retarded retard transformer
Rating: 3.68/5
thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 7:11 pm, #217894
please be nice to his cousin :)


ANGEL OF DEATH -


TAGS: angel death grim
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Shaq123

Widow9669 - January 27, 2011, 10:14 pm, #211015
looks so much like tyreal from diablo 2. just give it some much larger glowy blue wings and a more kick-ass sword.
Shaq123 - January 27, 2011, 7:08 am, #210975
Not Really. Just A Poetry Freak. XD
Peso - January 26, 2011, 11:01 pm, #210954
That's pretty creepy Shaq. Are you having dreams about taking out the humans?
Shaq123 - January 26, 2011, 5:05 pm, #210893
Yup
Reality Lord - January 26, 2011, 7:36 am, #210847
is the text original shaq?
tellitlikeitis - January 26, 2011, 6:18 am, #210838
This is good, really good.


911 - POLICE, FIRE, OR AMBULANCE? -




CHILDREN - Much tastier than Big Macs




BLONDES - A RIM JOB -


TAGS: blondes rimmimg
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by culos

birddseedd - July 24, 2015, 10:22 pm, #219746
Wrong image
birddseedd - July 24, 2015, 10:22 pm, #219745
Why no muslim/islamic flag?


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Sorry 'bout the 5 candles but Death killed off like 16 of them before he got Jesus to do the rest


TAGS: birthday death grim reaper random in actuality jesus got you 5 more years added on to your life make him proud
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by wampyre

wampyre - March 11, 2010, 8:38 am, #163855
21st birthday where Death & Jesus just happen to be there
gunpowdersaint - March 9, 2010, 8:48 am, #163400
...so... yeah I'm confused...


HER BUTTON - says Anti-Sex League, but her eyes say Hello!




DIABEETUS - WILFORD SAYS EAT YOUR QUAKER OATMEAL...OR ELSE.




ALBERT FISH - Hannibal Lecter was a wimp.




SEMI-TRUCKS - Since 1984; Secretly hoping they're Optimus Prime


TAGS: semi truck optimus prime transformers 1984
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

CleverUserName - November 17, 2010, 9:01 pm, #202929
Thanks ^_^
Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:13 pm, #202821
nicely done dude!


CSI: PROVINCETOWN - The Oompa Loompa’s, two gay rabbits and a snowman saw the whole thing.


TAGS: gay crime scene
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by Mongo



SUPERMAN-PRIME - He'll kill you! He'll kill you to death!!!




DIABETES - He wants to tell them about it




IT IS - When they're covered up.


TAGS: big tits it s criminal to cover them up
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by MustyK

shmoe13 - January 31, 2011, 4:45 am, #211277
@NONE what is ur problem bagging on everyone seriously just cuz ur a woman doesnt give u the right to frickin start bashing everyone like ur better than us chances are that ur an unattractive fat sleazy looking woman. so dont go thinking ur better than us
Noneofyourbusiness - January 30, 2011, 6:10 pm, #211219
Good thing we women don't pressure you men to have big d*cks or big muscles, because I doubt anyone on this site has either of the two.


OPTIMUS PRIME - For President! The 2012 Election is going to be a little different


TAGS: change transformers optimus prime president
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Grim R@per

btuis - February 15, 2010, 7:50 pm, #158268
that's some funny shit


SOMEWHERE -


TAGS: space sowewhere funny war poverty crime
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by xxxvampirecowboyxxx

Treehodger - March 15, 2010, 11:34 pm, #165104
But is there Motifake? No? I'll stay here then. Lol.
xxxvampirecowboyxxx - March 15, 2010, 11:24 pm, #165103
It is a screen name.
rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:56 pm, #165096
OK vampire, why the xxx before and after name?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 15, 2010, 10:53 pm, #165095
Very nice...
rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:51 pm, #165093
nice 1st submission. welcome to Motifake


SPECIAL STAR TREATMENT - Barney loves a good rimjob between takes




WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN HOOKERS -


TAGS: dogs hookers rimjob timmy mom
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - August 12, 2010, 10:49 pm, #189160
geez man....i pick out my dog at the pound with my underwear in hand. like...doesn't everybody?
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:15 pm, #189134
NO extra charge... IF you happen to have Jiffy smooth laying around, sure.
BoneCD - August 12, 2010, 8:44 pm, #189108
LMFAO!!! that's 5 Poodles RL!!!
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 6:43 pm, #189071

ROR! 5 RL


POSERS - they WILL follow you everywhere




IDIOT - Can there be ANY doubt in court what the answer will be to: "Can you identify the man who assaulted you?"


TAGS: idiot stupid dumb criminal tattoo
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by RetiredUSNChief

thwolf - November 30, 2010, 8:37 pm, #204877
@ IllicoPresto. No, no he did not get a job.
IllicoPresto - November 30, 2010, 7:37 pm, #204865
Hey, he shaved off his beard! I wonder if he ever got a job? See # 80584
5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 1:57 am, #204796
crap.... right cheek. 3 L chief
5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 1:56 am, #204795
He isn't a relative of mine. (left cheek)


IN VINO VERITAS -


TAGS: wine fine mine crime cubby
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

onlyonetroll - January 3, 2011, 11:57 pm, #209079
I like the idea of giving her one more glass of rose'...


THE GRIM R@PER - Despite Logicdude's "Logic", You really need to stop hanging out with him.


TAGS: the grim r per cyanide and happiness logicdude
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

Grim R@per - February 19, 2010, 8:34 pm, #159198
I don't know what the big fuss is about?
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 1:12 pm, #159116

AMSOME! 5L


POLICE SKETCH ARTISTS - There's a reason that they are doing what they are doing, and not hosting their own water colors and oils show at the Met.




HORATIO CANE -




COME ON MAN - You can't wear socks AND sandals


TAGS: spandex criminal
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 11:10 pm, #182551
lawlz
IllicoPresto - June 28, 2010, 6:57 pm, #182345
Oh yeah? Go visit the Pacific Northwest.


THANKSGIVING -




YOU! - Get ready for this shit pilgrim!




BESTIALITY - I hate it when they want to cuddle afterwards


TAGS: bestiality rimes cuddle
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Bandit5906 - July 18, 2012, 5:31 pm, #217618
Just like Lee Ann!


DEATH - The leading cause of people dying in the world since 1842.


TAGS: death time dark die funny grim reaper
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by EssenceOfJester

agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 10:11 am, #180938
LOL
Bartimaeus - June 19, 2010, 7:29 am, #180936
Read your Old Testament! No body died until the good Lord caused the Great Flood in 1842.
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 1:22 am, #180912
Red Death? By EA Poe? Death has been around longer. At least 2 months more.
ICEMAN - June 19, 2010, 1:18 am, #180909
Get your dates right.


MUST HAVE COFFEE -


TAGS: caffine c8h10n4o2 1 3 7 trimethylxanthine addiction
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by Derek

Derek - February 22, 2010, 5:14 am, #160033
Funny???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:41 am, #159983

All the logos and gimmicks in the world will not make this funny.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:40 am, #159982
Oh, just for the usual reasons.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:39 am, #159980
Nah.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:38 am, #159979
Do we have bombers among us?
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:36 am, #159977
Enjoy your rating while it lasts, kid.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 3:15 pm, #159766
Excellent Derek, 5Ls.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:27 am, #159738
Very nice, D.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:15 am, #159731
5 LOL's!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:56 am, #159728
This poster was the best part of waking up!


CRIMSON WAVE - You'll know long before she breaks out the board that the red tide is coming in!




SILVIO BERLUSCONI - Italy is in good hands




MOOD TRANSFORMERS -


TAGS: megatron optimus prime autobots decepticons bumblebee
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by forseti

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 21, 2010, 10:46 am, #199275

Ughhhhh....shaddup Chompers.
Chompers - October 21, 2010, 10:39 am, #199274
Hey guys, I showed up for the flame war, oh, I missed it again. DAMMIT!!!
GreyScorpion - October 21, 2010, 9:13 am, #199273
so ended the lesson in semantics, done, fertig, acabado, rifinito. DONE! or be done
HammerofHeeb - October 21, 2010, 8:57 am, #199272
is NOT one of Catholic. It's where they come from.
HammerofHeeb - October 21, 2010, 8:57 am, #199271
(Last example, promise) Where are you from? Israel? So, you're ISRALI!! Because there are Christians in Israel. There are people whom have parents that are Catholic. G-Parents that are. It goes back hundreds of years in their family. But, their ETHNICITY
HammerofHeeb - October 21, 2010, 8:54 am, #199270
Keep pushing buttons Adm. Jewish is being of the religion. I'm an American. My religion is Judaism. Jew. Oh, where is your family from? Canada? Your ethnicity is Canadian? But your Catholic? Where are you from? France? So, your ethnicity is Gay? JK..kinda
culos - October 21, 2010, 7:17 am, #199260
O'Realy? A Russian Jewish girl dating a German, I'd call that pretty fooked up! :-) (but I agree with her that the second option would be the logical and most correct one)
forseti - October 21, 2010, 7:11 am, #199259
There is an issue I talked about with rerun some month ago: I have a friend and she's from Russia and Jewish. Would you call her a Jewish Russian or a Russian Jewess? She would prefer the last option, but her passport would prefer the first. *confused* ;)
AdmiralAckbar - October 21, 2010, 12:17 am, #199226
hammerofhate, I am Jewish and it is an ethnicity. My parents were and their parents and so on.
forseti - October 20, 2010, 7:03 pm, #199187
Shalom!
pzykosiz - October 20, 2010, 6:00 pm, #199172
why is it that i always these interesting conversations? damn time differences
rerun - October 20, 2010, 5:14 pm, #199167
OK Bagel, knock off the critism until you have produced some of your own work
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:46 pm, #199146
I love reading rejection reasons. They're more entertaining than some of the posters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 2:45 pm, #199145

Yeah.....I'm already thinking of more creative rejection reasons for you (nah, yer OK)
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:43 pm, #199144
I mean comments! They make comments look smarter.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:42 pm, #199143
That black and white pics make photos look smarter
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 2:41 pm, #199142

Meh. What are you trying to say?
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:38 pm, #199141
There it be
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 2:36 pm, #199139

I'm standing by....and I was about to go to bed...It better be good Neener.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:34 pm, #199138
This commentary has inspired another poster out of me. Stand by.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:23 pm, #199131
Nope. Still nothing. :-)
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 2:21 pm, #199129
hi neener
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:20 pm, #199128
Morning cranky
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 2:19 pm, #199127

Would calling you a "no talent hack" or "pathetic comment whore" offend you?.......you have no place to criticize until you've posted something....keep it up.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:17 pm, #199126
I am American. Jewish is a religion. Not an ethnicity. An Israli can be Israli, and not Jewish.
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 2:16 pm, #199125
sigh...
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:15 pm, #199124
Blah blah..make a poster..whatever. And actually, Dead Sea Pedestrian is kind of funny. So, I would probably laugh.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:13 pm, #199123
Heeb, short for Hebrew. No. I wouldn't be. Now, call me Shylock, Bagel, Dial, Dead Sea Pedestrian, and Khazar and you would probably offend me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 2:08 pm, #199117

Heh..... And your past comments led me to believe you were American Hammer. How about you make at least 1 poster before criticizing others?
Faceplant31 - October 20, 2010, 2:05 pm, #199116

I like crackerofcrackers personally moooooooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 2:03 pm, #199113

if someone named themselves "hammerofHonkey". I'd take offense to it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 2:01 pm, #199111

"Heeb" is a slur....regardless of your background........if I said it, would you be offended?
Faceplant31 - October 20, 2010, 1:59 pm, #199110

That has to be reruns favorite movie of all time!
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 1:52 pm, #199108
How is it a racial slur? I'm Jewish and it's my version of The Hebrew Hammer. From the movie of the same title.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 1:21 pm, #199105

also, I don't like the racial slur in your Nic.....any chance of changing it?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 1:20 pm, #199104

We've strayed pretty far from "de-motivational"....we're more about The funny now. 3 lions.....almost 4.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 1:07 pm, #199103
I don't care that this is not demotivatational. It's completely AWESOME!


BEWARE - the crimson tide it's a rough storm to ride


TAGS: crimson tide storm
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by guyfox

guyfox - October 1, 2010, 1:06 am, #196230
wtf
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 11:09 pm, #196067
The lizard.
guyfox - September 29, 2010, 11:01 pm, #196065
monitor?
forseti - September 24, 2010, 1:59 am, #195307
I like it, also I probably don't get it right...*g* Pzy, try a different monitor! ;)
guyfox - September 24, 2010, 12:04 am, #195264
mine too
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 12:02 am, #195262

Nice pic. This is my desktop backround on my work computer
pzykosiz - September 23, 2010, 9:44 pm, #195238
try a different colour caption


LAWFUL LAWYERS - "everything is just fantastic, thanks for asking"


TAGS: lawyers crime execution fine
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by lovely.angie

Derek - March 4, 2010, 3:23 pm, #161712
"..they'll be the first up against the wall"


BABY PICTURES - Optimus Prime's Mom always liked to drag this one out to show his dates




CUTTING EDGE TECHNOLOGY - From Alabama's own FGSU (Forrest Gump State University)- -home of the Fightin' Shrimp


TAGS: rednech technology alabama forrest gump shrimp
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

AudioStalker - March 26, 2010, 11:07 pm, #167214
I wonder the last 2 cars where saw in a "Nascar" event parking lot...


YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY - you've been struck by a failed ventricle


TAGS: michael jackson smooth criminal
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

Hawamleh - July 2, 2010, 5:48 pm, #183016
Guilty !
TheTrashHeap - July 2, 2010, 1:47 am, #182958
Necrophiliac!
Hawamleh - July 2, 2010, 1:38 am, #182957
Is It Cool That Im Atracted to Mj?
boeweizer - January 19, 2010, 5:07 am, #153060
im more apathetic about death i just go,eh what can i do, answer not much so i forget


SCIENCE EXPERIMENT. - And this going to prove what?


TAGS: watermelon science experiment
Rating: 2.11/5


WHO WANTS RIM JOBS? - a not so subtle message




THE DUGGARS -


TAGS: genetic experiment gone wrong
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

agdaniele - December 23, 2010, 9:55 pm, #208137
Padding your basement with embryos now?


BLONDES - Not exactly what I asked for, but it will have to do.




PUPPY LOVE -




YARDWORK -


TAGS: mow rake trim hair cubby
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

spacedog - March 3, 2011, 7:05 pm, #213513
Woof!


COMMUNITY SERVICE -




LIGHTNING -




Badass -




Pre-Reincarnation -


TAGS: brimley
Rating: 2.74/5

More motifakes by Sean



JUSTICE IN AMERICA -


TAGS: justice crime backwards
Rating: 2.63/5

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agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 8:02 pm, #158723
YOu don't fuk with a man's taco. Wait... yeah... man's taco.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 17, 2010, 7:34 pm, #158708
They "FUCK YOU" @ the drive-thru.


OBAMA SUPPORTERS - 69,456,897 Votes... They all couldn't come from Limousine Liberals.


TAGS: obama barack barak democrat republican mug shot thugs criminal
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

MikeJohnDoe - January 7, 2011, 11:27 am, #209344
Some of them came right before these people took their mug shots


LYING CRIMINAL -




war criminals -




PRIORITIES -


TAGS: grim reaper coppers
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by flint

Derek - October 16, 2010, 8:53 pm, #198577
The scythe is mightier than... everything.
suenero - October 16, 2010, 4:50 pm, #198565
Why is it that the darker things are, the funnier they are? 5L's


THE SECRET PLAN OF THE MODS - FIRST MOTIFAKE THEN THE INTERWEBS THEN THE WORLD!


TAGS: especially aggy you really cant trust that drunk and watch out for rs cause he s sneaky and reruns bad spelling is a false front for a criminal mastermind and don t even get me started on toc
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:13 am, #172946
We live in hard knocks we don't take over we bomb sites... burn 'em down, and you can have ‘em back...


IT'S A NASTY WORLD OUTTHERE -


TAGS: marchallenge not to try is a crime
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by sickartist

lesterinside - March 31, 2010, 10:49 am, #168342
I left a message to your lawyer. Hasn't replied yet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:42 am, #168336

Talk to my lawyer.....
lesterinside - March 31, 2010, 10:39 am, #168334
You always do that moooooo, when the topic is about child support.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:12 am, #168325

BTW 5L for sickartist.....but they're all 5's aren't they?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:11 am, #168324

Hey Lester...sorry about the abrupt ending to our conversation yesterday....I "fell asleep"...(passed out).....which I will do again soon.
lesterinside - March 31, 2010, 10:06 am, #168322
You risk nothing, you risk everything. 5L!


HAIRCUT -


TAGS: barbershop trim shave nip cubby
Rating: 4.47/5

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Jamesd - November 15, 2010, 6:56 pm, #202760
I want to know exactly where this place is... and how in gods name do i get there.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2010, 8:21 pm, #202671

stuck?......Rock?. Tropical paradise, and you can move any time you like. But not to Canada, We have enough bears.
Cubbybear - November 14, 2010, 7:51 pm, #202666
we do Mr. Moooooo. Imagine being stuck on a rock in the middles of nowhere
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2010, 7:24 pm, #202663

Yes, Clearly you Hawaiians have it really tough.
Cubbybear - November 14, 2010, 7:11 pm, #202661
Aussies have all the good stuff
pzykosiz - November 14, 2010, 6:48 pm, #202656
i heard about that place. i think it's in sydney


MODERN MAN TIP -


TAGS: modern man tip clean crimescene
Rating: 4.45/5

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firedog911 - January 30, 2011, 9:14 am, #211185
All bets off when that bitch asks for a "manwich"!


GHOSTS OF ALCATRAZ -




LOOK AWAY! - Too late...The Cougar has you caught! I hope you have a GOLD CARD,you're gonna need it.




NEGOTIATIONS -




SOME SAY DOGS AND THEIR OWNERS - Look exactly alike after time. Aggy and MR. Nacho Libre? They take it to a whole nother level!


TAGS: fighting crime one leg at a time aggy mexican dog
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by MO

BoneCD - March 13, 2010, 12:32 am, #164377
Well boys gotta reboot again...see ya in a few
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 12:31 am, #164376
Why hasn't tickle dropped?
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 12:29 am, #164374
LOL!
MO - March 13, 2010, 12:29 am, #164373
Slap and tickle!
BoneCD - March 13, 2010, 12:28 am, #164372
I heard it was "to and fro"
Sean - March 13, 2010, 12:28 am, #164371
aka his neuticles. Hope you upgraded, size-wise, but only for his sake, of course.
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 12:26 am, #164369
(fate and destiny are his name for his balls)
MO - March 13, 2010, 12:25 am, #164367
Thanks Sean! Fate? Or Destiny? I'm gonna wrassle with that one for a while....
Sean - March 13, 2010, 12:10 am, #164351
Great work, MO. But in aggy's defence, I hear that Mr. Nacho Libre was already wearing this getup at the animal shelter weeks before aggy went in to use their phone to call a tow truck. Of course the rest was fate, as they say.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 11:51 pm, #164339
Boondock Saints, perhaps... but the Fleur de Lis... well, that's just gay to the core!
ICEMAN - March 12, 2010, 11:50 pm, #164336
I didn't know you were a Saints fan Aggy.
spacedog - March 12, 2010, 11:50 pm, #164334
LMAO! That dog is WAY too happy to be in that costume.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 11:47 pm, #164331
You just haven't seen the pyle driver maneuver!


IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD -


TAGS: fear and the brothers grimm
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by spacedog

LoLmageddon - January 7, 2010, 7:19 am, #150803
yawn.
Faceplant31 - January 5, 2010, 10:30 am, #150320

F*CKIN AMSOME Space!!!
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 9:24 am, #150315
Love it!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 5, 2010, 8:22 am, #150300

5L. you creepy bastard.


THE BROTHERS GRIMM -




DIGGING UP GRAVES - For Grim R@per its not looting its foreplay.


TAGS: grim r per
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Bovee

Woodywood03a - February 27, 2010, 8:00 pm, #161042
Thats creepy!!! Real creepy.
GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 11:59 am, #153686
nice tribute. 5 necrophiliacs
Bovee - January 22, 2010, 11:26 am, #153681
its my way of saying congrats on the greybeard status.
Faceplant31 - January 22, 2010, 11:25 am, #153680

AMSOME!! 5 Golden zombie lions for you!


THATONECHICK -




TRULY EPIC -


TAGS: amerime trumped anime when megas hit the stage hard giant robots possibly overcompensating patriotic patriotism act mecha
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - February 16, 2010, 4:18 pm, #158498
Thanks, lol, rednecks do everything better.
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 4:12 pm, #158497
Nice take on the old subject man, lol. You did it better then me. Then again, I just did the bare bones. I reiterate; Rednecks do anime better.
shadowblade - February 12, 2010, 11:27 pm, #157817
megas xlr was awesome, i was very sad when it ended
motifake - February 10, 2010, 9:11 pm, #157300

hehe nice photochop work there


TRUE CRIME - Fapping to 'Ho's...Book'um Danno!


TAGS: crime
Rating: 3.67/5

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INTERNET CRIME -




POETS GET LOADS OF GIRLS -


TAGS: poets girls indiscriminate
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by sickartist

booger13 - April 3, 2010, 9:15 pm, #169254
@ AGGY // ill take the one who looks like Tooty Turner , (fairly odd parents) you can keep the green , that is probably crawling with funky Coochie


"WHEN THAT APRIL... - with it's sweet showers have the drought of March pierced to the root... So prick them Nature in her heart, then folk long to go on pilgrimages."


TAGS: rain chaucer pilgrims
Rating: 3.43/5

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GySgt1811 - February 4, 2011, 10:01 am, #211620
Thanks, RL. Point well taken. (However, at least two of us here read Middle English...)
Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 5:38 am, #211595
never submit something you'd give yourself a 1L on. i rejected the middle english because...well...not many folks read middle english. poetic piece.
GySgt1811 - February 3, 2011, 10:21 pm, #211575
I gave myself 1L! I originally posted it in "Middle English"..."Whan that Avrille wi his showres soote the droughte of March hath perced to the roote..." It was rejected for spelling! (Chaucer, Canterbury Tales, Prologue. Screw English Lit!) Beer time.


TODAY'S CATCH - A little oilier than before.




SHE MAY HAVE - a sharp tongue... but, it does not mean she has a keen mind. Still... i'd give her 10 out of 10 for the rim job




EAGLES -




GRIM R@PER -


TAGS: grim r per tribute you get to go first
Rating: 3.3/5

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rerun - January 4, 2010, 6:33 am, #150090
did I miss a banishment?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 4, 2010, 5:00 am, #150085

In loving memory of R@per.....Headstone reads.."you just couldn't keep your fucking mouth shut"......you'll be missed.....sorta.


IT IS MOTIFAKE POLICY -




SPACE PIRATE RIDLEY - The single most awesome thing that has ever existed.




GENETIC ENGINEERING -




PRIME SUSPECT -




MWLF EXPERIMENTS -


TAGS: mwlf experiments
Rating: 3.11/5

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Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 1:22 am, #157976
I want to tell someone with a foot fetish about this really "sexy" foot, then show him this. Blue balls for old freakazoid.


PRACTICE! -




WILL REAP SOULS FOR FOOD - Meaning yours




PRISON - When there is no other option, prison will take you in. You just might be taking in a few things of your own.




THANK YOU -




NEW YARD SIGN - Beat That Broadview Security Crap




NOT MUCH NOW - But Once I Get My Check I'm Gonna Put Spinners On That Bed, 22'S SON 22'S!!!


TAGS: pimp check money rims funny
Rating: 2.86/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 13, 2010, 10:15 pm, #193680

Bastards.....
rerun - September 13, 2010, 10:10 pm, #193675
there was company alocohol? Bastards, they told me is was non-kosker koolaid
Claire - September 13, 2010, 10:07 pm, #193670
So I'm assuming he finally got caught taking the company alcohol? Sorry if that was supposed to be a secret, Moo+.
rerun - September 13, 2010, 10:06 pm, #193668
you expect payment fromn a cudd chewer?
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 10:05 pm, #193667
Your final check comes to a total of -$657.23 - PAY UP! (that's about 2 million in canadian dollars, or 3,673,632 maple leaves)
rerun - September 13, 2010, 10:03 pm, #193665
check? I thought we paid you in avocado pitts...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 13, 2010, 10:01 pm, #193664

I saw the tag. I just thought it would be ok......I'll pick up my chek on the way out...It was nice working with you guys.
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 9:56 pm, #193661
*known. I need to die.
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 9:56 pm, #193659
It'd be ok if you'd have know that beforehand!
pzykosiz - September 13, 2010, 8:11 pm, #193638
i put this up on societies mirror yesterday.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 13, 2010, 10:42 am, #193539

That has to be OK right?
GreyScorpion - September 13, 2010, 10:41 am, #193538
this is first, somebody approved a tagged poster, with our sister in it....OUR SISTER!!


BERNARD MADOFF -




WYNONA LOVED HER BIG BROWN BEAVER - And she stroked him all the time. She pricked her finger one day and it occured to her she might have a porcupine.




DEATH -




HAVE A NICE DAY! - Oh, you're busy, I'll come back later.




SPONGEBOB -




HIS AND HERS -




THE PRIME MINISTER - wants to feel




PARKING SKILLS - Cannot be substituted for cuteness.




CRIME? - Ever wonder why you never hear about crimes happening at deer camp?


TAGS: crime
Rating: 2.11/5

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TEN YEARS FROM NOW... - ...when Tina is prosecuted for trying to rob a Circle K, she will get a lighter sentence, because she has no "priors." Well played, Tina. Well played...




GARAUE - It's Iraqian/Baghdadenes for DOUCHE-BAG.




LUCKIEST DAY I'VE EVER HAD - I must say




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